I’m sure she knows all this shit is coming.

Why is nobody paying sustained attention to Trump’s green-fluorescent-protein effect on the American public? Everywhere he goes, he lights up race-haters, misogynists, xenophobes, just plain frothing, bubbling hatred in the public. You can actually see who they are, how many,…

Yep, not really a story. Backtracking on legal decisions is a mess; they’ll have go to around through the front door again.

You got Mennonites in the area, you got vocals.

Jew on Christmas here. If what you’re bunching your panties about is the theft of property, you’re looking at the *less important thing*. The lunch lady is not Bernie Madoff. She’s not your bank. She’s not raping your life. She’s feeding a kid with the least shitty food a school has available.

Feeding a kid the…

If you wish to contact the supe and the head of the school board and make your view of this known, you can email them at:

Douglas Howell, superintendent, howelldo@sd25.us

I’ve met a lot of debate-society Republicans who have that look.

The mixer is the best. I got the big fancy Kitchenaid one, lost the husband and the psycho MIL who’d bought us the mixer, kept the mixer. (And the kitchen.) It was the right thing to do.

Yep. I had one guy, who’s now a hospital bigwig, tell me that what I really needed was to get pregnant. Because clearly I had too much time to think about myself. That’s why I was crippled with pain.

It’s because most families can’t afford anything else, the grandparents love both the children and the grandchildren, and they recognize that saying “made your bed” is just fucking cruel in the circumstance. Believe me, after 16 years of struggling no-help single motherhood plus another four or so of knocking myself…

Great big if involved here: if your mom is, like, human. Mine, in 200-proof Boomer fashion, wants nothing to do with the whole “your daughter’s a single mom, she and your granddaughter might be able to use a hand sometimes” drama, prefers cruises. Peaced for a decade while we struggled. My uncle sent her a photo of my…

No. And enough of this shit where the point of going out to eat is to have a tea ceremony in honor of all the people working in the restaurant. I go there to pay someone else to make the food for me. Once I get it, I do what I like to and with it, thank you.

THIS IS THE MAGIC OF ACADEMIA.

It doesn’t matter what I wear, so long as it’s clean: I’m going to be better dressed than the tenured faculty are. Also, all summer: gym shorts, polos.

You know, context is everything — I’m scrolling down, I see this urn-shaped thing with handles sticking out and a tube down to a round thing, I think it’s a uterus, vagina, oddly placed bladder....

This is why I hardly ever buy new women’s anything. Also, I seldom shave, and my students can just deal with staring at my ass in my ten-year-old, saggy, comfortable-pretend-cords horrorshow pants for two hours in the evening as I write on the board and point things out on the screen. I’m not paid to stand there and…

Huh. Well, that explains that. I spent actual bucks on one of their bars a few years ago, thought it was inedible, never went back. I mean I actually threw it out, and I’ll eat three-year-old Chanukah gelt and loose M&Ms I find in old purses. Brooklyn went right on adoring them, but...well...overfunded/aging hipster…

WONDERPONY! Mine’s downstairs; was my daughter’s for a while.

No, he’s pretty much right, Bobby. I know Amy’s really worried about who else might insult her looks. But Trump didn’t come out of nowhere; his campaign exists in the context of reddit and 4chan and legitimized online racism, death threats, bigotry, misogyny, witchhunts, and now and then good old-fashioned egging-on…

Why is one of them scented like babies? I’m scared to ask how those candles are made.

Pore thing. Your sense of money is distorted.

I love when the perennially adolescent angry guys put their foot in it like this.