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Ignatius Reilly
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“deeply honest portrayal of the inherent angst of being 17"

Stupid sexy Sephiroth has us all releasing early

Imagine if you had to invent a new chess piece that has a different moveset than all the others. Now you have to do it without fundamentally breaking the balance of the game of chess.

While I love GAY BOWSER, this struck me as more of a terrible italian accent mistake on the part of the voice actors than anything.

Like “So Long-ay Bowser!”

Really just thought it was “So long-y, Bowser!”

Didn’t take long for the dipshits to appear complaining about this article being “political” when it’s commenting on a game that is deliberately portraying cold war politics for fun.

this lands like a normal news post, a load of stuff in a single article, but every single tweet and mention in this post would have been its own news story if leaked individually.

Imagine creating an organization that celebrates conspicuous consumption and unearned wealth and then having either the extreme self-awareness, or the extreme lack thereof, to call your organization One Percent.

He is not from Israel, he is from the Katzrin settlement in the occupied Golan Heights, which is Syrian. Is his art so awe-inspiring or thought-provoking it merits promoting a literal colonizer?

So much for his stealth run.

uh, im sure nobody asked but i think there is a lot of charm in that blocky ass n64 mario compared to the smoother/rounder one lol. and that metal mario hat theme still cranks something fierce.

apparently there are supposed to be positive benefits to heart health (and insulin generation) something he has bee known to be dealing with

I see a cat.

I think he thought it was a cat from the still image and literally didn’t watch the teaser. Which is hilarious. 

What a violation and nightmare.  Those suspensions are a joke.

Employees at the Lucious & Emma Nixon Academy expressed concern to Officer Turner after Kaia was marshaled into the car.

I completely disagree. I love the original movie and I love the new Hulu series.

Nintendo’s biggest mistake was what exactly? It certainly wasn’t deciding against giving all their IP to Sony just for an optical disc drive.

Hollow Knight.