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Sounds like this isn’t about hanging a for sale sign.

if you drink the blood of 10 housed, you get a house

What CT owners think they look like: GIF of war veteran being saluted at while they walk into an Applebee’s.

Sheesh! You have to put it in a special mode for it to cope with a fucking car wash? And if not, warranty is voided! What a fucking shitshow of a design and company.

“then of course you get violently attacked by these guys?”

If you are scared of cutting a live wire, have you tried meth? Because meth is for those brave enough to do it.

Saw my first Cyber truck in on the road last week and they do get noticed; noticed in the same way some tweaker is wandering around shouting at clouds

ugh i just threw up in my mouth

When are they going to learn the beauty of top gear was the hosts, Clarkson is kind of an ass but the three can’t be replaced.

It was available since 2018 on Audis but a federal regulation made them remove it because backup cams need to be on a stationary screen. I worked for Audi at the time and I remember the 2018 Audi Q7s having it and it completely going away either 2019 or 2020.

Too bad you can’t roll down that iPad on the dash.

there is no better symbol of freedom, prosperity and strength than hearing ‘Welcome to Trump International Airport’ as they land on American soil

Exactly. The only thing missing here is an advertisement for an ‘online protection’ software, which is virus-like itself.

This is my favorite kind of bullshit non-story.  It’s got everything!  A movie I haven’t seen, a book I’m never going to read, an actress I don’t give a shit about, an actor I stopped caring about after the first Borat movie, rich people bitching about other rich people for publicity, a formerly-great website using

Agreed. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in anything (including interviews) where I thought she was funny or even that likeable. She was one-trick as an actress. She happily played the dumb fat girl” and that is presumably why they cast her in the role. That doesn’t excuse Baron-Cohen being an arsehole, but the above

So she makes a career out of humiliating herself, joins up with a comedian who is known for humiliating himself and then decides she’s offended at being asked to humiliate herself. Have I got that right?

Dude, I generally like Mercedes, but three articles in two days gushing about the E-Class (or any car for that matter), one of which being a slide show refuting complaints (some being legitimate and some trolls), is a bad look. The only thing that came close to a negative was the fact you didn’t hit the EPA MPG. It

I was wondering the same thing. All I can figure is that it’s some weird expression of people’s need to virtue signal.

Yeah, Henry Ford at least kept his Nazism separate from his car company!

I worked for Nissan in the 80's. This was a cool build but hard to sell. Dealers called it the Desert Rat.