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Okay lets break down the stupid

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother’d had
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye
He was big and bent and gray and old
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: “My name is ‘Sue X Æ A-12!’ How do you do!?

Appears his brain and body are trying to Brexit from one another.

Not with that attitude, they’re not.

ALL beer tastes like shit. I live in MA, we have 5 breweries in my small town alone, and literally countless within an hour of me.

People breaking isolation orders, caring for the vulnerable in the community, stopping violent and gun crime, street racers and stunting on public roads, etc. Lots more pressing concerns than a guy going a tad fast on a wide open empty road. Most speed limits are draconian and laid down I  the 1960s anyways.

The three armed officer of the law

Why didn't you just drive over it?

I don’t know who will see this, but I think other people are having the same problem. I just had to refresh this page 47 times before it loaded with the comments section. This is in Firefox, the same thing happens with and without adblock, and I can’t really compare to Safari because Kinja hasn’t let me log in using

This approach can lick my tisticle.

please dear god no. 

I don't have to be as diplomatic as Tom does, the dealers don't respond to your absurdly low offers because you are wasting their fucking time. 

The problem is the RX has the personality of a floorboard.

Me seeing a dirty car for sale on Craiglist that needs a good detailing: What slobs. I could never buy that car if they can’t make an effort to at least clean it for sale.

This one has the S package, so a little more money is warranted. But maybe not $10k.

*looks around at all the Confederate Battle flags in the infield and parking lot any NASCAR event*...

Its around $2.70 north of LA. I'm "essential" so I get to work 5-6 days a week, so I'll take the extra savings.

The “gouge you” station here in Montecito is still $4.99 a gallon.  Go Figger.

CA has it’s own gasoline supply chain due to formula requirements.  Hence no 93 octane (I hated that when living there).

It was $2.59 last week at Costco, and I took the opportunity to top off the tank with 2 gallons.