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Good lord that’s awkward looking.

I had that exact satisfying experience this morning. A woman was literally feet off my rear bumper in expressway rush-hour traffic, finally swinging around and cutting back and forth across the highway as if she was going anywhere. Five minutes later I’m ahead of her at the light at the off-ramp. Should’ve waved.

This is one of lifes small joys. I always tell my family “The right Lane is False Prophet”

That’s following damn close if they bury their grill in your engine.

I drive a Miata. That jabroni darting around in traffic almost darts into me on a regular basis. I hate that dude. Or lady-jabroni. #EEO and stuff.

When I had a longish commute, there was always that idiot who was lane jumping the whole way and I’d end up passing them 3 or 4 times because they couldn’t seem to choose the right lane ever.

Agreed! Gives me great pleasure to see someone who was darting around and increasing speed for no reason get stuck right next to me at the next light.

There was a sweet NPOCP Gallardo earlier today....

Lol because someone prefers not to be surprised they are sexually engaging with transgender individuals that makes them transphobic. #asteroid2020

So a Land Rover Discovery??? I thought Ford and Land Rover parted ways?

I hate it.  But I’ll get used to it.  In fact, it’s sort of an improvement.  Actually I prefer it.  The next one after this will be terrible, surely.

THANK YOU. The whole point of a logo is it’s a consistent factor for me to associate your brand with. Changing it up for no particular reason does the exact opposite of its intended purpose.

No, I’m calling is a CP because of the color of the wheels and brake calipers.

The ad is too light on details, we get no shots under the hood, rims that scream “I make poor choices”, and it’s listed on a garage sale website?

I like the car, change the wheels it they look odd, good condition. With all of that said, why CP? The examples around me are going for 45k. The “custom” touches are not worth 10k.

$55 Large for this Anita Bryant Orange Bowl Parade Float? Plus the owner had to plaster AM badges on the dash to remind him what he was driving. Yes it’s in pretty good shape for its age, but if you bought it you would have to factor in enough $$ for paint to cover all the orange.  CP all the way to the Minute Made

it’s like a crab walk, but for your car.

This piece is being sold by “Mark’s Discount Truck and Auto Sales.” That alone gives me pause along with the statement at the top. This motor doesn’t have a great reputation for reliability, and the vehicle has too many hints concerning the lack of care it has had throughout its life. CP Mahk.

winter tires

This. Way, way back drivers ed (at least in the Adirondacks) taught to keep your speed down below 40 when driving in slick conditions.  You start to hydroplane at speeds ove 38mph