it’s like a crab walk, but for your car.

This piece is being sold by “Mark’s Discount Truck and Auto Sales.” That alone gives me pause along with the statement at the top. This motor doesn’t have a great reputation for reliability, and the vehicle has too many hints concerning the lack of care it has had throughout its life. CP Mahk.

winter tires

This. Way, way back drivers ed (at least in the Adirondacks) taught to keep your speed down below 40 when driving in slick conditions.  You start to hydroplane at speeds ove 38mph  

I still wouldn’t want to take one through Sapporo and even in the more rural area like where my in-laws live, it would not even fit in their driveway.  Granted, there is a lot of farmland out there too.

If I hit the lottery jackpot, my wife would never know. She’d just wonder why a few dozen Right-Hand-Drive cars suddenly ended up in our Driveway...and front yard....and back yard.

Bank account is saying “no, no, no, no, NO, no, DEFINITELY NOT, no, no, no, HAHAHA YOU’RE FUNNY”

On the coast of Oregon or in it?

And could not be bothered to remove it for the photo, so Classy

I’m not looking forward to getting into a wreck with a car that has a sign asking me if I’ve been injured in an auto accident

These stupid car roof ads have been popping up in the Bay Area for the last couple of years, and they’re annoying as hell. They’re extremely distracting at night, especially if the car is in the lanes next to you on the freeway and the ad changes. I can draw your attention away from the road because you’re perceiving…

I also love cars and love cycling.

Wait... I just had to google this... that's real? Holy shit that's ugly  

Honestly, the BMW actually looks pretty good. It’s at the very least a step up from whatever crack the design team has currently been smoking.

I certainly did, Tom, and can you show me where it say something along the lines of “buyers that engage in immoral activities are due whatever comes their way from the banks they’re trying to screw”? Because that’s what this is, Tom. It’s the consumer trying to screw over the bank. Edit: Which, by the way, also did…

Does no one here fault the morality of the buyer?!? Jesus H - its like Tom is completely absolving the buyer of any fault, here. Nobody held a gun to the buyer’s head and said “sign here”. This speaks more to the “I deserve a new car” mentality of people than it does to the sales tactics of a car dealer. Dealers are…

Are you really expecting the most enthusiastic and passionate group of owners to take a passive, rational view on the situation?

Early reports say a South African man in his late 40's was seen fleeing the scene carrying a gas can and jumping in to what witnesses called “a cartoon truck”.

Maybe it’s Turbo overheated and blew? You know how finicky those things are.

Nope. Buy a different car.