Replace the tobacco ads with vape ads.

Not denying it. I just don’t get the warm and fuzzy feeling about green cars the marketing boys and girls are pushing. Stop people making pointless journeys, make existing cars more efficient, improve PT, hundreds of things to do before digging up more crap out of the ground. 

Looks like a coal mine to me. Although coal mine fires are even more fun! Just ask one of the numerous towns in the USA with a literal burning Hellscape underneath them!

Sure, that’s what low sulfur rules (that came into effect Jan 1 2020, reduce sulfur emissions ~85-90%) are for. But that’s an issue with local air pollution, which isn’t harmless but isn’t nearly as harmful when it’s 100 miles offshore vs in downtown with thousands of people walking about. From a global warming…

Protesting oil looks like even more fun.

While the low vans are horrible to get around in, the tall vans are night and day different. Having owned a high roof Sprinter and Promaster, the thing people don’t get is the ridiculous amount of utility and efficiency these new vans give you over the older vans. I have a Promaster that I drive around with an…

This is a bad take. Crank windows are good, but people want apple carplay, any less torque the Gladiator will never get out of its own way. 

That’s the problem, you can get a bigger, more capable truck for the same money. There were plenty of Gladiators at the local Jeep dealership for well into the $50k range. That’s 3/4 ton truck money. I love the idea of a Wrangler pickup priced to compete with midsize offerings, not so much priced against 1/2 to 3/4…

CPO E Class

On the back where it belongs

They’re definitely getting uglier.

Just last week, some modded Brodozer kept on creeping even closer when my wife and I were trying to drive. I pulled the right to avoid a stupid fight — my priority was staying alive. He cruised on right by us and he didn’t even try us, just kept on plowing right down the road. I thought about a brake check, but then…

I am a huge fan of Aux lights (Especially Baja Designs) but all these bros with chinesium lightbars on their trucks can fuck off.

As the owner of a 2018 honda odyssey and someone who has ridden in dodge caravans.....that video terrifies the crap out of me. How is that in a 6 year old vehicle? That looks like what I’d expect in a 50s cadillac. 

Well of course it looks like a brand new Frontier, they haven’t updated it. 

I’m 68. I work every day. I can’t imagine not working. I enjoy what I do. Sitting on a beach would kill me. Each to their own eh?

And your vision of heaven is apparently working 13 hour days in your sixties. Whatever, man. 

You’re right, “I’ve got to keep busy” screams pure joy.

I mean... yeah.

He’s 62 and he’s working 13 hour days. You think that’s... normal?

Soooo.... you’re saying I should eat them?