I’m starring you for your irrational exuberance.

Its a good thing US buyers have such an extensive dealership network to rely on...

Let’s do some math on that.

No, but waiting at the side of the road for a tow might get boring.

Right? “I was just going 120mph on a two-lane residential road and suddenly this house was right in front of me!”

I’d be shocked if someone else hasn’t posted this... but:

All that exposed brick — clearly asking for it.

Does anyone know the whereabouts of this man?

#BrickLivesMatter

Your assumption that it all still works is heartening.

Hack #1, don’t have children and, instead, vacation at beautiful quiet beaches around the world.

You know you’re gonna get a lot of hate for suggesting he’s gonna get a lot of hate, right?

The electronic stores in Times Square were notorious for that.....200% markup with a 150% discount, which left you paying only 50% over what you should be paying. Great deal if you’re an idiot tourist who doesn’t know any better. I suspect those stores are mostly gone now

My grocery store has EVERY item on “sale”. It’s annoying

Side note: but why do trucks like these always have mega discounts? Is the price just 40 not 55 but they make a big dance about it to make you think you’re getting a deal? Like when a shop says this t-shirt was $85, but now on sale for $28 - making you think you got a deal, but really you just bought a $30 t-shirt…

Interesting. You’ve got to give them credit for coming up with something this dodgy.

Unless you’re either a certified Merc mechanic or like writing checks with crayons - move on.

And the crowd goes mild.

driving 40k miles just for fun in a papered-over, econo-shitbox conveys a deeply unsettling sense of masochism that indicates an abusive upbringing, like being left in a mid-90s taurus for too many hours or having to sleep in the back of a windstar for a few months. or something. i don’t know. this is really weird,…

Covfefe sounds so good right now.