I’d feel better about myself if I spent 60k on actual crack.

And when you’re able to get a proper answer to the question of “so does this mean he’s not coming on then?”

You might be able to talk him down enough to buy the fava beans and a nice chianti…

The shiny vinyl bed upholstery should be pretty easy to clean up if your victim date bleeds too much.

“He bought three at MSRP and was the happiest guy I ever sold to”

I wish you could save $20. You really can’t. Doing it yourself costs exactly the same. the only reason I do it is peace of mind and I find it relaxing to do simple tasks like that.

I used to sell them.

Of course private jets are nouveau riche. True wealth is paying people to wait for you to arrive.

LOL, I’m not the one in a cold sweat, wringing my hands and writhing in agony about watching a YT video. Get some perspective!

“strongly considering” - jesus, you’re not buying a new house. Just stop watching his videos if he even slightly annoys you. 

It’s 240hp and 255ft/lb of torque, it has a turbo.

That just seems like normal BMW depreciation.

Your wife was okay with the three mile dirt track.

Two owner. Clean planefax.

“Not sure this is the way to go about that” is the kindest thing you could possibly say about anything Trump says.

the only video we’ve seen of him actually driving shows him behind the wheel of a Rolls Royce, which is built by German company BMW.

I agree, this imbalance needs to stop. We need cars designed and built in America, like the Ford Focus, Buick Cascada or the Chevrolet SS.

What a fucking idiot.

No, once in awhile it can be fun to be the asshole. You just have to commit.