Or the ultimate throwback, Pope Pius X. Gotta represent, stay out of Purgatory.

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

Apparently, you’d piss them off more if you ask them if it’s the 60.

Nice April Fool’s Joke, Jalopnik.

No, but you can certainly take a golf club to a 200k-mile car.

Those are probably more nutritious than the pizzas.

I used to say “It’s only 1 year of terrible, just deal” but now the rec (and the law in some places) is 2 years rear-facing. Most cars just don’t have the rear legroom to deal with it, unless the front pax likes kissing the dashboard. In our van there is tons of legroom, rear facing in the middle row is no problem. …

a knock knock joke would have been better

Just bought 3rd car/commuter, have 2m.o. son. Can confirm, in a compact with two rear facing seats in the back, no one over 5' will fit in the front comfortably.

That’s amazing, and really gives new meaning to the term carbon emissions.

Here’s her husband.

“I shot Marvin in the face”

Self-immolation.

Just stop with the call to personal responsibility. They don’t want to hear it.

Fines gather money. Most of the people in Utah are Mormon. They are basically punishing the heathens and tourists to fill their coffers.

Yeah but the law is written on a bunch of plates that only the governor can read, so no issues here.

Aussies live for watching wankers come unstuck.

I’d rather sit in leather-lined Scandinavian comfort than listen to those with prejudiced statements fail to support their unsolicited opinions.

Aussie born and bred.