If you use it repeatedly - apparently

*Occam’s

Manual door release!! They thought of everything but letting the CEO run his mouth!

That would be a feature I’d pay monthly for!

People dislike Teslas for a myriad of reasons, but everything is configurable to either shut up entirely or be configurable to be an unintrusive as you want.

Oh yes, covering them with a tint, acid washing the reflective paint off them, or stupid Disney license plate holders that obscure the bottom of the numbers or letters.

Train horns on trucks. 

Can we say Biker Bro exhausts? Just so they don’t feel excluded and try and kiss us from being ignored.

CEOs are immortal unicorns in their minds

A red Viper. Easy.

They will seriously try it. But whether they’ll get it is open to debate. VW needed this to come out 2 years ago. They’ve been dragging their heals for years with this thing.

I remember not even getting out of the small town we live in heading out on a 5 hour drive before my daughter announced needing the toilet. Grim.

Didn’t a kid get dragged off to jail for pissing in a bush recently? Sounds Florida-adjacent...

Sienna Hybrid will do serious road miles with a 600 miles range. The Buzz will real world max out at 200 miles. It’s not as cool, but I assume most buyers of the Buzz will just want to be seen in it and then go on road trips in their SUV.

Revealed 2 years ago? The vehicle was first shown as a concept car at the 2017 North American International Auto Show.

@Jalopnik can you do a similar list of lowest average costs to get a vehicle to 250k miles? If you include/exclude fuel it could really alter results. But in terms of average repair costs over the life of a vehicle it would be interesting.

Supply and demand? What’s the issue?

I’d prefer it if they were forced to hand it over to the local schools for a year so someone else can get to go on board. Crew gets to meet some nice people for once too. 

I don’t disagree, but I imagine on paper (for tax purposes) these pricks are worth nothing. I’d charge them 20% of what they paid for the yacht which should be fairly black and white. Or tattoo a turd on their forehead.

They won’t mind adding to it, next waive of crypto or NFTs incoming!!