simon1972
simon1972
simon1972

This movie is terrible. So mind-numbingly stupid and noisy in every way that it’s like standing over someone’s shoulder and watching while they play a really dumb video game. The scientific literacy is worse than that awful Ad Astra.

Reviled by who? I love this movie; everyone was great in it but I would single out Viola Davis. And that Cliff Martinez score, gorgeous. Sure, it was doesn’t have a 12-minute wordless shot of a guy in a taxi or whatever, so I guess it’s not ART.

Probably my favorite joke on The Good Place comes late in season two when they enter the Bad Place for the first time and there’s a poster advertising “Pirates of the Caribbean 6: The Haunted Crows’ Nest or Whatever, Who Gives a Crap?” (in a similar vein, one of the best newswires Sean O’Neal ever did speculated that

That movie is the biggest mess... I mean goddamn.  It feels like its longer then Gone with the Wind and its because its sooooooo slooooooooow.  The tone is more fucked then a Ryan Murphy production... while on drugs.  The first scene is a kid being hanged.   Fun family pirate film huh?  

I actually enjoy Bill Nighy in the sequels, but that’s about it. HOLY SHIT does At Worlds End drag OOOONNNNNNNNN

I’ll preface this by saying that I am in no way defending Whedon, that, despite being a fan of his work for many years, I realize now is a piece of shit.

Pretty sure I still have a copy of E.T.: The Book of the Green Planet somewhere.

What is it with people just looking for reasons to get upset?

This scene would have been 1000% better if, after she dropped the necklace, Paxton had just lost it. What with needing to pay back the Russians for the whole expedition...

Well that’s great, that’s just fuckin’ great lady. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We’re in some real pretty shit now man... That’s it man,

Despite some decent to fine acting, The Undoing was also shit and doesn’t deserve anything resembling a “best” award (except maybe for Grant who did what he could with a horribly written role).

I’ve really never understood the problem with actors playing roles of characters when they don’t have every trait of the character, and this article spends so much time wallowing in unearned snark that it doesn't even make an attempt to make a case for why it's bad, just assuming everyone will agree. C'est la vie, I

I mean, that’s the opposite of what he said in his op-ed:

LOL I just saw someone say this is like losing two Black Panthers in a year.

Eh, if you choose to spread dangerous misinformation about the deadly pandemic sweeping across the world and about vaccines in general, sorry, you deserve to be canceled. Like, I can’t think of a more justifiable reason for canceling somebody. Also, people need to fuck off with the “just asking questions” bullshit.

Considering the book version of events is a 13 girl who has just been sold into a marriage “consenting” to have sex with a 30 year old man who doesn’t speak her language, not sure if I trust Martin’s call on this one.

Is it a controversial take to say that I don’t give a fuck what Jodorowsky or Lynch think about the new Dune? Obviously neither of them are gonna like it, what insightful additions to the discourse were you expecting from them?

All in all, you’re just another dick on the wall.

He’s so great in Enchanted.

I really want to give James Marsden a big hug, because with the exception of Westworld, he’s made some truly baffling career decisions for an actor who’s always so likeable.

they're so worthy of the nomination and i hope they bring home the oscar too. klaus was absolutely gorgeous and both sweet and funny to boot.