The Academy’s 2020 resolution should be to see more than seven movies.

Since the whole point of spending $250 on a shot of scotch is telling people that you spent $250 on a shot of scotch, go ahead and treat yourself and truthfully tell people that you spent $300 on a shot of scotch.

Ugh.

And alll the things that were exciting and different

“Classic movies”

Star Trek V is not a classic movie. No one, at all, was asking “What does God need with a starship?”

My son was six when this came out and had seen some of the other movies at home, but got a little freaked out by some of the scarier scenes, so I didn’t take him to this one either. I saw it, drove home, told him and my wife to get dressed, and drove right back to the theater with them. I watched him instead of the…

“Mussolini’s brand of Fascism didn’t really have a racial dimension until he started aping Hitler...”
*stares in Ethiopian*

My favorite fan theory is that Ant Man will make himself microscopic, then sneak into Thanos’ butthole, and then hit the expand button. War over. Nagasaki basically.

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

It might be a bit too long-form, but seriously, how is this scene not even mentioned?

i think of myself as a fairly seasoned swear word user and hear-er, but when i saw In the Loop in the theater i straight up gasped like a schoolmarm upon hearing “allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock”.

Richard E. Grant is the best at swearing...

There is but one answer:

She didn’t say “puppy.”

 Jason Mantzoukas’ Tick-Tock Man still hasn’t shown up

I’ve read this twice and I’m still not entirely sure what the point of this rant is. That people prefer comfort food over new stuff? Well, sure. That’s been the case since TV began. (And I’ll always have a Law & Order on when I’m doing chores.) Netflix wants people to stay home and watch Netflix? Well, duh. It’s hard…

Your article doesn’t make this clear, but four series of Junior Bake Off were made and aired on CBBC between 2011-2016. The news is that Channel 4 has decided to pick up the rights to it and start airing it in addition to GBBO (which may lead to it being picked up by Netflix and being available in the US for the first…

They had sex in all the ways - doggy, on top, and normal. Then a hell beast ate them.