Why did the man put kidney beans in his baby maker?

Do fish have fingers?

That’s certainly no more preposterous than any other explanation they could offer for the botched abortion that is Kinja.

Only if you serve them with custard. 

Munchkin is a Call Duck. Call ducks are smaller than other ducks and can be very loud as they were bred to basically be portable PA systems for attracting other ducks. They are also more amenable to being handled than other ducks.

Now that sounds interesting. I’m curious as to how the hop character would come through in a distilled spirit.

Honest question: Is $60 really “ultra premium whiskey” pricing? I understand it’s all marketing, but considering there is no shortage of whiskeys that go for hundreds of dollars, this seems more... regular-premium, maybe. Or value-premium?

I think she’d posted that on Twitter.

Looks like as of August 2nd she is working as Deputy Editor at Eater Chicago.

i once knew an old lady who swallowed a fly.

Frankie Boyle... Oh dear, this is gonna be savage.

Ours doesn’t have baskets. They do have empty boxes piled atop a dolly and we are welcome to take and use one in lieu of a basket for smaller purchases (and those carts are BIG).

They have baskets too - usually in the vestibule/entry - but since they’re my “stock up” store I’m going for a cart.

Mushrooms are for eating. Shrooms are for tripping.

The pitfalls of silly abbreviations,
and of course Google is prepared for you.

Mushrooms are food, shrooms are for getting high. It is important to not confuse the two. If someone offers me shrooms and it turns out they are giving me some porcini on the side, then I am going to be very annoyed.

But will they have what I REALLY want?

I thought 44 trips to McDonald’s in a year was an excessive amount of fast food.  That’s before I got to the 149 total trips.