There used to be a Parliamentary Pancake Race where a bunch of Westminster’s finest tossers pan ran on behalf of the Rehab charity. Not sure if they held one this year? 

The Caramel Bunny was voted as the third sexiest cartoon character. The second being Betty Boop and the first being Jessica Rabbit.

Cadbury Caramel Bunny.

They do a good bacon butty.

Now I just need to inquire about the 401(K) plan.

Northern England bc there is no takeout.

Dancing cakes did wonders for Tunnock’s.

Just ordered a box of Love Hearts for my significant other for Dydd Santes Dwynwen (which is on Tuesday).

Have you tried a spoonful of Horlicks?

Nesquick is chocolate? It might be banana, strawberry, vanilla or orange ...

Sod Valentine’s Day. Combine Dydd Santes Dwynwen with Burns’ Night next Tuesday and eat heart-shaped haggis.

My original secondary school followed Home Ec for girls, Woodwork and Metalwork for boys. We were all given a basic sewing class to begin with, though third year boys got a dose of technical drawing. The other school didn’t, but they were negligent on a multitude of levels. 

Did you know that the secret ingredient in Kit-Kat bars is dead Kit-Kats?

The Duke of Edinbrugh apparently had a feud of sorts with Les Dawson over the correct way to cook black pudding. The Duke favoured fried black pudding, Dawson championed boiled. I tend to grill it.

Our local Lidl mostly goes for the imports, but Aldi can be relied on to provide something more domestic.

Tesco  even.

The bun image is common, but there are exceptions. Bird’s Eye go for the bun on all their packaging, Findus don’t. The brands that emphasise the quality of their meat will usually ignore buns. Some burgers are packaged sans image. And as I mention somewhere else, the likes of Wimpy will serve burgers without buns.

You mean black pudding?

No wonder Buster was a mixed up kid.

In the spirit of recycling, the real answer is Soylent Green.