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But the reason I drink multiple cups of coffee throughout the day is for the caffeine.

is it something you put milk and sugar in or just drink by itself?

Is - is that a wicker Godzilla? Because that sounds AMAZING and I want to be there when it burns.

And here I thought the two extra hot dogs were for sacrificing to the grill gods when it rolls between the grating and into the coals.

Mr. Delicious from Rax commercials

I’m going with Quiznos weird mascot because everyone would be to freaked out to get in the ring with it.

Five Guys have the advantage of numbers. 

Technically correct, since seaweed is an algae.

Stinking drunk? Try this!

Funny story, I had a photo flagged by twitter’s AI because it thought it was something sexually graphic. It was a photo of sausages I had smoked.

Off-topic, yet all inclusive to all topics in the Giz sites: I see we’ve redone a few layouts for pages, but also that the Kinja reply and grey system is still broken... with a new break.

Stop linking The Sun. Fuck the Sun.

I would have said berry pie myself...

Yeah, it’s been going on for months. Some people can’t see grey comments (I can, thank goodness). But if you reply to me in my Notifications I won’t be able to find your reply with a simple click; probably won’t be able to find it at all. Nor can we post links anymore. It’s all very shitty because if someone takes the

No-name-brand bird pork feed?