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I couldn’t find the article that said it was only the company-owned locations by omission, but while searching I learned they had 16 locations for the 1986 pullout, and only 12 in 2000, 8 corporate and 4 franchise. Just doesn’t feel like it was ever more than a test.

I will enter just for the chance to question him endlessly about his days on the set of Return of the Killer Tomatoes.

Don’t ask for catsup, I guess. Or ketchup. What a dilemma.

Customer supplies the main ingredient?

Soylent Green.

They’re about as consistent as a Happy Meal!

And somehow, the KGB or the GRU used it to assassinate someone

When dumpling guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have dumplings.

I, too, prefer my food instruments to look like props from 1970s science fiction films.

Google assures me that there are fourteen pubs and bars, not including the golf club’s members bar, in Rawtenstall, so boozing isn’t going out of fashion any time soon either. Remember the wages of sin is death, but so is the salary of virtue; and at least vice gets to go home early on Fridays.

Usually my feeling is “I just had that, I want something different now.” But it’s just two of us and some things you can’t really make for just two people. Roasting a 3 pound chicken, for instance. Fortunately, Mrs Lizardo likes to have that stuff for lunch and isn’t as picky about it as I am.

10/10 would try them. I’ve eaten crickets (we keep cricket powder in the house for protein), ants, and other bugs. Better than just letting them go to waste.