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That Samyang Buldak Curry Hot Chicken really wrecks my guts.

Peak peach season I’ll grill up any and all kinds, so good!

Split a nearly ripe peach (I had a bag picked way too early that just wouldn’t ripen) and sprinkle it with Turbinado or Demerara sugar and place it in a oven on a foiled cookie sheet or baking pan - sliced/sugared side up.

Grow your own.

Playing hooky from work this afternoon to go to buy strawberry plants! And probably a couple blueberries.

Maryland Master Gardener here. first steps for any planting is to determine your climate zone, get a soil test, and determine hours of sunlight per day to the planting site. Plan ahead and research varieties that work in your growing conditions and have maximum disease resistance. If you want fruit in year 1 you want

I live in a tiny house in Southwest Baltimore and tried blackberries and raspberries last year. Found out that you don’t get berries for at least a year. Raspberry bush died in a flash flood. Blackberry is still alive, but no berries yet, and by the size of the thing, I think we may get no more than a dozen. But, hey,

This. We planted strawberry and blueberry bushes this year

“I can’t put my finger on it, but this has a familiar taste...”

Brewdog will do anything for a click.

Bull Shots go back to at least the turn of the 19th century. I had an old book of mixed drink recipes from the 20s and it was full of drinks that used beef or chicken bouillon and heavy cream (I suppose dairy is still common today with White Russians etc.) Drinking your meals was a pretty common thing I guess..

This is why the rest of the planet hates you, America.  You allow these demented fucktards to procreate.

Somewhat related- After we moved to North Dakota and registered our car, we noticed that lots of other cars also had license plates starting with JDT, as the whole ‘prefix’ must have been sent to our county to distribute. So being nerds and short of local entertainment, we started keeping a notepad in the car and

So, has anyone tried to make a meat based beer? Like, alcoholic bacon that has been pureed?

As long as they don’t force me to drink plant based whisky, I'm good.

Pretty sure I’d die long before I managed to park in every spot of the Walmart I usually shop at. Its parking lot is immense.

You’re asking someone, who we have documentation to be in the running for Guiness’ Most Boring Fuck On The Planet™ to try and jazz up his Six year long ambition to use every goddamn parking spot at a *Checks notes* Saintsbury’s?