I still maintain that it’s not really a sandwich unless it comes from you-know-where.

And it ends in Harrow.

Wimpy still exists and keeps talking about expansion though I haven’t seen any evidence of that yet. In some places you will still find Jenny’s and Starburgers which were/are defrocked Wimpy bars.

The real news here is; UK still has sit-down Pizza Huts?

Having said that, do Brits use ketchup on chips?

Just be glad he didn’t go to a Wimpy.

If I have see Girl Food on ebay I might give it ago. I will as ever sing the praises of Ma Broon’s Cookbook. Also I really do need to find the title of that Home Ecc book that collects a load of strips from Girl weekly.

The psoriasis in the original Singing Detective was created using corn flakes.

The thing that works for me is drinking from the other side of the cup.

Don’t shout. Everyone will want one.

We have an assortment of Yule Logs on sale - including the Vienetta version.

One Halloween a bunch of us from the old firm dropped into The Volunteer in Baker Street fo a few pints and some spooky fun. Might have downed some spirits as well.

You’ll be saying Dasani isn’t carcinogenic next.

There used to be a stall in Greenwich Market that sold flavoured coffee beans and for a time it was something of an obsession trying different flavours. Orange and hazelnut were favourites. Maybe whisky? Not so struck on the mint.

EU rules which are still enforced in the UK have banned the use of the colouring E127 from food as it contains coal tar dye, and scientists have linked the use of E127 to hyperactive children and behavioural problems.

Haven’t seen it in the wild yet, but Guinness Zero is here.

Works well with mussels too.

Gravy on chips is a standard offering in some parts of the UK. Not my preference but know people who swear by it.

Mayo.

I’m sure in Canterbury they regard it as a Limp Dick week.