Railway.

Freddie Starr ate my hamster.

D&B is part of the range I mentioned. 

More than twice the price of a standard Dairy Milk bar.

And yet somehow we are doing a multi-buy offer on a £1.99 2litre bottle of Pepsi and variants. And Barr bottles for a quid.

I know those sausage rolls don’t keep very well but you’ve got me stumped.

Monster used to have promoters with tanks of energy drink strapped to their backs and squirty guns to fill up cups for potential punters.

I was expecting you to mention the chocolate soldier from Noel’s Luxury Comedy.

Isn’t that a wine?

Good tip for making coleslaw. Use a 50-50 mix of mayo and Salad Cream.

Domino’s being the most hated brand in the UK seems likely. During my research days they talked their staff down something rotten and I’m sure that pays out down the line.

You should add slushies to the mix. On the crappiest of days we can still shift loads of the frosty things.

It’s a family-run business definitely, but round here a lot of work is seasonal and frequently tenuous. 

There’s a gelato place locally that “only opens on sunny days” - which I guess leaves the field open for their rivals across the road.

So what do you call Naked Attraction in the States?

I mewn i’r popty ping ar gyfer plant drwg.

Coles Brewery in Llanddarog does a very good chili beer. And a beetroot beer. Nettle beer even (or at least they did before the pandemic). 

You’ve missed the real story again. What’s the proper way to cook black pudding? Fried as The Duke would have it, or boiled as Les Dawson preferred?