It was Deep Fried Clam Day yesterday.

I once bought a chicken kebab in late night in Lewisham. Got on a bus and when it came time to get off I no longer had the kebab. I do not remember eating it.

First soak your bread in Bovril ...

I recently had what felt like a bizarre experience of the District nurse telling me to eat more red meat. Vegetables alone are not enough. And there’s me worrying I haven’t had enough fruit and salads.

Never heard of Salt Water Taffy, but the images on Google look like something out of the pic’n’mix section at Woolies. For us, summer and the seaside meant candy floss and a stick of rock.

Sometimes you get the best of both worlds. 

That’s 50 years today!

Heineken have form on the robot front.

Tell your wife to watch out for the Stella bot!

an unholy chemical mix

Sushi came second?

You were in junior high in 1903?

I’ve recently seen ads for sugar-free Werther’s - which don’t seem to have made it into the shops yet. Don’t suppose you have the recipe for those?

Well if you’re going to drink it ...

Off topic, but I’m sure Dennis, Lillian or someone else on The Takeout mentioned them, today I bought a box of McVitie’s Jonuts - which have absolutely nothing to do with doughnuts. There are four in the box, all individually wrapped so no rush to eat them. It’s a ring shaped bit of sponge with a chocolate topping,…

Isn’t shower beer for washing your hair?

Some Chicago corner stores, presumably to pad their inventory between delivery days, stock Kirkland products