Beans on toast is perfectly fine without any additions. 

If I see them I’ll give them a whirl, but can we please have an all-lime pack of Opal Fruits, Jelly Babies, and Fruit Pastilles please.

Once your extra festive doo doo plops out of your bum,

Has that slice of pizza been custom cut to the size of your feet?

It’s real, just not used at McDonald’s, so all strength to them on that front.

One up to McDonald’s for that then.

There is a bit Clerks II where they are prepping the burger joint for breakfast and I always thought that pre-cooked egg thing shaped like a sausage was a gag. But gosh, it’s real.

Ancient memory. Back in the day, come evening, Pret in Baker Street used to dump bags of unsold produce on to the pavement and you could just help yourself. Later, I believe it became a more formal donation to a homelessness charity.

Rather chuffed with what I got at the zero waste shop today. Spuds, onions, beans, cornflakes, yoghurt, a veg medley, and some minced beef.

During the original lockdown I was tempted to order a cake from Patisserie Valerie. Between price and quantity I chickened out.

The old firm had a committee of good taste that discussed décor ahead of a refurb and they turned up a study that established sitting next to a red wall enlarged breasts. So maybe sitting near Dunkin pink enlarges waists?

Seeing as how it’s Jade Jaws birthday this month, you now know what to toast him with. 

As a rule of thumb, what would you recommend those of who should stay clear of sugar use as a replacement?

Mostly in duck and bean salad.

Better get started then.

Just been watching Weatherman Walking where Derek Brockway was taking a trot round the Orme. They mentioned Llandudno’s Alice Trail and possible links to Through The Looking Glass. When they hold the Alice Day festival on May 4th (Miss Liddel’s birthday) it involves an attempt to set a record for the most jam tarts…

Other end of the country, but our local zero-waste siopp operates a system where you take your own bottle to fill with milk. Just want a cupful, that’s fine too.

The local food bank prefers UHT donations just in case those reliant on its services have refrigeration problems.

They could have been making haggis. Sweeny made pies.