That would be the disabled priority spaces he left out.

Mostly I used the bus when shopping at the Bromley Sainsbury’s but sometimes called a cab. The store is adjacent to The Royal Bell which was originally a 17th century coaching house and I’m pretty sure the site was part of that complex where they would draw up the horses, change the hay et al. I have a rather vivid…

Spoilsports. Don’t tell Flintshire Council about this chap.

OK, that’s a project.

Still have that tin of octopus.

Today is the anniversary of a certain accident in Chernobyl (1986). We send them Manic Street Preachers (the originals that is), they send us lots of fallout. 

I could do with a quarter of Acid Drops.

Peter Cook used to tell a story about an American comedian who was appearing The Establishment in Soho. His star turn arrived at the Greek Street venue and asked Cook if he could get a (obviously fake) prescription filled. Cook obliged, traipsing round any late-night chemist he could find. None of them would accept…

It’s the standard that should be upheld. I’m sure Harold Evans said so. 

Did Ms. Stone go throwing garbage on her coworkers lawns? I hope not.

Where do you stand on Cuthbert the Caterpillar?

she and Pope disagreed over “union issues.” (Depending on which side Cheryl was on, she... she might’ve had it coming.)

Go to wok on an egg.

Might also have been a line like “Our school dinners, make your innards, wilt and die.

We had a little chant at school ...

Not sure if our local zero-waste shop does pasta? Rice, corn flakes, popcorn and other stuff yes. You can take your own container or use a paper bag. Thinking of spaghetti, I miss the old style blue wax paper packing. Maybe that’s due for a return?

Beware the mystery tree beast.

Don’t shout! Everyone will want one.