They were vulture vomit

the many bags of dog poop my dad used to hide in his recreational softball teammates’ cars.

Boiled eggs and soldiers is one of those classic things that demands a bit of butter or two.

Pepsi Reality? 🤔

Dunno about shakes but lately houmous and taramasalata seem runnier than normal. I suppose if I can drink Clamato then I can handle a taramaslata shake?

What do you plan to do with all that Beefaroni and Cucumber-Lime Gatorade?

There’s a chance it’ll be the best $40 you ever spend.

Cynic.

First thought, any self-respecting chippy will sell you a bread roll and a large cod if you wanted to make your own Codzilla. However, between the likes of The Codfather, The Frying Scotsman, Battersea Cods Home, etc, there has to be an establishment called Codzilla? If there is, I haven’t found it, but ...

Mushrooms with everything please. They are essential with a steak, or in an omelette, on cheese-on-toast, in spag bol, stroganoff, etc. 

Some of the neigh-bours like dining alfresco. 

Do they even have lower torsos?

What did you dip in your custard on Fish Fingers and Custard Day last week then?

Kind of red.

Buy him an Irn Bru.

I’m guessing some places this side of the pond have turkey on the kids’ menu - dinosaur shapes or even the dreaded turkey twizzler (which is back).

McDonald’s have a new kite mark for their cups.

“bringing the unique British delicacy to the high street.”

Bottle of Daddies anyone?