PS Just read that bit about arsenic exposure.

There is supposed to be a plan to use wool as an insulation material, but there doesn’t seem to be much movement with that.

I didn’t. This year has been a fleece burning year though, no doubt extinguished with the beer the pubs can’t sell. Seems worth experimenting on other things to do with them.

I need to speak to some people.

Would it work with a fleece?

Get Nigella to p-p-p-pick up a Pengwin from Benedict Cumberbatch and we can pop it in the Pontyping.

This is why pandas are an endangered species.

Open Top Dolmadakia? My first thought lies with that sausage being like your dog - half bread. Except this has no breading. Maybe you should stick it on a slice of Ryvita?

I took sushi into watch Finding Dory. The cinema itself might have had a special on fish finger sandwiches at the time.

Marvel gave away a cap that worked on the same principle one time. (The Thing is Big Ben No 1 if you are collecting. Might still have mine somewhere?). If you have deep pockets, this Monkees cap from Lady Penelope No 89 will set you back £270. Don’t carry coffee in though.

No love for advocaat? Evninks and morninks you can drink Warninks.

My first Nando’s was in Newcastle, which was rather excellent. By the time they reached London they had lost that edge. Haven’t been to one in years though. 

Something to eat alongside a glass of Macallan 78 then.

coronation chicken and tikka masala

All the time we thought it was unlucky fried kitten it was really cannibal corgi.

In the sequel, he flees to Beijing with a Pork Shoulder Princess.

Watch the Daleks sometime.

Naturally. No funny hormones.

Almost an orchard.