What does pastry mean your side of the pond then?

He’s done good.

Nadiya was cooking chicken doughnuts this morning.

Little debate, here in lockdown Wales. Is a pumpkin an essential item? Supermarkets have been asked not to sell “non-essential” items. The rationale is that it is unfair to small shops who are closed if the big guys sell those products in the meantime. So a pumpkin for food is “essential” but a pumpkin for carving is…

Trying to remember what they did eat? Herring?

Suddenly thinking they should warn the Oreo folk to check for wasps.

Fun, but KFC have been outflanked by McDonalds today.

Still a Veggie Burger. What about Bean Burgers?

It’s not an Oreo he cuts off.

What did they do with the fingers of Fudge that were thrown out to make space for the Oreos? 

Admit it! You bought all those Turkey Twizzlers from Iceland the other month.

Auntie Beeb goes with the sausages. And Metro also brings home the bacon. I was wondering what would make a fishcake a fish burger? Particularly if we have to eat jellyfish instead of cod? That ad’s tofu bit isn’t far removed from what the jellyfish lady was saying on tv yesterday.

They presume it was red. Probably right, but a bottle of seaweed schnapps I bought in Iceland in 1999 has turned from a clear fluid to a rather unappetizing brown.

I’m not sure if Tiddly was asking for a gherkin earlier? He settled for a Lick-e-Like.

One for the list then.

Do you think this would work with Coke Zero or Pepsi Max?

Think of all that food going to waste.

There was a chap on the news earlier who has a crop of around 20,000 pumpkins that will most likely get dumped since Halloween is cancelled. Though maybe he should have a word with this fellow in Cheshire. Or Prue Leith for a really big curry.

Chlorine turkey?

Might have a problem here. I really fancy a bit of Spotted Dick, but those who cooked the best are no longer with us. What dark arts could get round that?