Wasn’t there an argument over “Trump Whisky”? That’s lurking at the back of my mind. Ultimately something along the lines that he didn’t pay the distillery?

I have drunk a pint named after one of my forebears and truth be told he deserves a better beer. But you got me wondering about another relative. So far as I can tell he hasn’t had a beer named after him. However, googling stuff I found reference to a London pub I have been known to frequent - which was written by a…

Any idea how many beers or spirits are dedicated to the memory Dylan Thomas and his works? I don’t know the answer to that, but I have drunk a lot of them.

That crust does not look right. Nor do the innards.

How do you get the china penguin out first?

If you put a bottle of whiskey for me in that big white space on the front page I will be very happy.

Since Friday I keep getting a white void at the bottom of the page on The Takeout which cuts the viewable screen down to a letterbox.

There’s a firm that recreated Creamola Foam. Not convinced they got it right, but maybe this is an opportunity for somebody to get the TAB recipe while it still exists?

Stick them on the spit and see what you can slice off.

And I was wondering what chipmunk tastes like?

I’m mean a doner kebab.

Well happy in the sense that I had that WTF moment when I saw how much Amazon were charging but then found they stock it in McColl’s at a much more reasonable price.

First time I bought a kebab, it was wrapped in kitchen paper, much the same way that fish and chips used to be wrapped. You could use the paper to hold the kebab and bite in from the end without spilling the content or having to fight through layers. Nice and simple. Somewhere down the line we changed to polystyrene…

Haven’t been to a Pret for years. I think the nearest one is in Chester. Back in the day I liked their crayfish sandwiches if I was on the move. Boots would be better though because I could use clubcard points and a free sarnie was always welcome.

I have a couple of tins in reserve.

Pease pudding hot! Pease pudding cold! Pease pudding in the pot, nine days old!

Do you suppose this chicken nugget that Iceland sent into space will mutate into something monsterous? A week later and it might have broken the travel ban.

Talking of Harvest Festival ...

You cannot go wrong with any of the Quatermass serials/films.

I’m watching a documentary celebrating Play For Today, which has seeded the idea of giving Penda’s Fen a rewatch.