I’m thinking Guy Fawkes.

Jesus Christ potatoes and tornadoes in the Bristol Channel. It’s an omen!

Wondering on the best way to bite into something like that?

Meanwhile, the RSPCA is concerned about the welfare of what goes into those sandwiches.

Ancient history, but I was surprised at being encouraged to throw food away at a Chinese restaurant in America. Feed the dragon was the chant for a rather elaborate bin. With hindsight I should have asked for a doggy bag.

Beat me to it.

One sandwich to rule them all ...

What’s the difference between hard-seltzer and an alcopop?

Popped into a local butcher the other day and was very pleased with what I got for twenty quid, but wouldn’t say it was necessarily cheaper. Lidl has some cheap steaks at the moment.

Block Mr Peanut was trending earlier. Cute as Baby Nut might be, I suspect all the Millennials are nibbling on Nobby’s Nuts.

Cultural vandalism. It’s like replacing the finger of fudge with an Oreo.

I really detest the M&M store in Leicester Square.

Have you tried Vimto?

I was looking for a Wheeltappers & Shunters clip where a comedian recited a poem about Fanny Cradock. So far I have failed.

Are you sure (Shure?) Goldie hasn’t been watching Eric and Ernie make breakfast?

Just looked up some Cornish ice creams, which traditionally uses butter. Most now seem to list “Butter Oil (Milk)“ in their ingredients.

So the pink colour up top, is that after you boil the ice cream?

we can sort you out with Unicorn Ice Cream?