That’s why fish’n’chips tasted better in yesterday’s newspaper.

Ice cream float in a Piggy-Winky cup. That’s high living.

Can they do black pudding though?

That’s not dissimilar to our local delicacy, the Kurdish Pasty.

By the way, you forgot the hashtags.

What if I eat Kraft Dinner for breakfast and Kraft Breakfast for tea?

August last year we hit 67 😜🎈

Read that as Marmite climate. I’m in one of those too.

Sod Autumn. I still want a my Summer!

Does eating a soft pretzel count as dining?

I can confirm that the World Gravy Wrestling Championship has been postponed until next August.

Horlicks for you then?

Well that’s you up against the wall when the revolution comes.

No panad? That’s depraved.

Coffee drinker from a tea country here. There’s a scene in a film (Uncle Buck with John Candy, I think?) where the main character chastises his teenage niece for drinking coffee. “Do your parents know you drink coffee?” he sternly says. The pot is in the kitchen in what seems to be a communal space.

December gone, the Co-op did a charcuterie board that was rather delicious and , well, cheap. More so as we hit Christmas and they needed to clear them out. As a consequence I have a nice collection of paddle boards for future use.

Doesn’t the ploughman want it back?

Have to settle for a cheeseburger in paradise.

Wish I had some of Gethin’s salmon.

Since my Spanish Onions came from Italy, I suppose I should check where the red onions came from?