In the circumstances, it didn’t last a minute.

Some years back I bought my nephew a “Zombie-Apocalypse Survival Kit” - a tin with a couple of Twinkies in it. 

Ate some hedgerow blackberries the other day. Kind of early but tasty.

Might be biased but Kelis seems an obvious choice.

We’re melting you down for pills and soap anyway.

Come on. if you want flavour you buy the real stuff.

Can he get a Margarita though?

Watch out for those Welsh Plant Burgers 😜

The Bru will get you thru. Particularly if there is no Tizer.

Now I want a Tizer!

That’s what Elvis’s dad needs.

PS Some years back, Alpen museli did a cappuccino version. Rather pleasant but short lived. Never managed to duplicate the effect by sprinkling coffee in the morning mix.

Bought some Lemon Diam bars earlier. And a mint pack. The Lemon Diam is not unpleasant but I’m not raving. Quite pleased with the Lynx Africa and Marmite body spray and shampoo though.

First off, beer mustard has been a thing for years. Guinness do one and they are not alone on that front.

I still snicker at “Impossible Burger Made from Plants”. Vegans don’t want you to know it’s really made from Welsh children.

Arrestable offence that.

Got mugged by a gull last year. Bugger swiped my sarnie in Conwy.

Bord is also the Scandinavian word for table.

Maybe Walmart will want to hang on to Asda after all?

Food and drink go hand-in-hand, particularly back then. There’s a pub in south east London that I know was the first establishment licensed to serve food. Again that has an on-off opening history.