The comic has the most-kinetic incredible fire-fight sequence imaginable. The storyboards are ready made and some how never made it into the movie.

That sketch would have been on primetime telly around the same period that Life of Brian was given an X-certificate (just downgraded to 12A).

Alt take on how to make one. Mary B drops into Morelli’s in Broadstairs which I must have visited as a child even though we were DeVito’s loyalists. Curious about the Gorgonzola Gelato? 

Old favourite ...

More like chur-rowz.

Hey, I’m a Stichelton fan.

scŏne vs. scōne

Pain au chocolat. We’re civillised people. Do they have a raisintine in the South West? Should have kept my trap shut on that.

Most importantly of all, how did you miss Hot Dog Day and Hot Dog Night?

National Pork Tenderloin Sandwich day

June 24th is Takeaway Day. Feel free to import it.

How does it work with spillages?

A fence made from electric lawyers might work?

Wasn’t Ice Cream Day last week? Oh, hang on, it is Ice Cream Month ...

I’d like to think it was local produce they were eating. 

I used to be fascinated by Rum Babas at the Wimpy Bar. Never allowed as a kid, underwhelming as an adult -though now you’ve put the idea in my head to try one.

A friend has a gripe about Bronte-based movies with kitchen scenes that don’t have seasonal produce. I’m curious about oyster remains at the old Wallsingham home? Did they bring them up from the coast or did the local river support a fresh water species back then?