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 Reba Matthews? Any relation of Bernard?

Feels like a lot more. And yes, he made sure I filled the bowl before shooting up the garden.

Le Médecin malgré lui? Tartuffe?

Thing rice in a trice? Add bell peppers?

OK, August is a few weeks away, but the local chippy has only been opening Thursday, Friday and Saturday for takeaway service. Normally you can sit in, but it is still kind of petite. And you’re not going to want to sit outside on a wet day. Cafe down the road might do well because they can annex an old chapel which

Who was Uncle Ben???

Mix them together and freak out people with high blood pressure.

Where do you get such things?

Well timed for National Macaroni Day. What have you got for National Strawberry Sundae Day?

Should I unlike the original article to relike the update?

little corner triangles that are nothing but crust

Fruit flavoured Cheetos?

You can have the dry stuff if you prefer?

Not sure that “Eat lead” is conducive to a happy meal.

Do you have any big plans for summer “vacation”?

They will either be amazing or totally diabolical.

Saurkraut ice cream in Columbia? Lox ice cream in New York? Lobster ice cream in Maine?