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It always reminds me of Anatole of Paris by Eve Titus.

Isn’t Heinz American?

Have they left the plastic on that black pudding?

How are you with new Ice Cream Flavours?

Stand by for flood of chlorinated cheese on the market.

Melon sprinkled with ginger. Ron Embleton’s Aladdin got me really excited about the idea. So I pestered my Mum until she bought one from Tesco - and it was horrible. Didn’t touch melon again for several decades.

Plain yoghurt? Or on their tod like crisps?

You aren’t related to Ina by any chance?

Yum! Robot Pizza!

Don’t mention the Yorkshire Pudding.

it’s bad luck to get your wife’s name tattooed on you

Trying to work out what kind of coffee Johnson was using for his panad? Looks like a Kenco jar with a Nescafe label.

Nougart.

Maybe not.

Never mind hot dogs, this is the record you need to break.

‘E’s from th’ Norf!

 Could be?

Your dishwasher makes chips???