Isn’t Heinz American?
Have they left the plastic on that black pudding?
Or Ice Cream?
Stand by for flood of chlorinated cheese on the market.
Plain yoghurt? Or on their tod like crisps?
You aren’t related to Ina by any chance?
Yum! Robot Pizza!
Don’t mention the Yorkshire Pudding.
it’s bad luck to get your wife’s name tattooed on you
Trying to work out what kind of coffee Johnson was using for his panad? Looks like a Kenco jar with a Nescafe label.
Nougart.
Maybe not.
‘E’s from th’ Norf!
That opening line sounds familiar.