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These slide show features are kind of clunky to navigate.

Frosties and Fruit loops? Excessive sugar and deadly chemicals? A winning combination.

Wasn’t there a Robot Patrol comic? All I can come up with at the moment is Captain Condor’s Robot Raiders. That sounds like a fridge burger in itself.

I will check that out.

This time last year I was wearing gloves to serve ice cream cones.

I can get behind that. Pizza Hut doesn’t really exist where I live, bar a former industrial estate two counties over. But in days of yore it was a cheap spot to unwind after work. Over the years though it lost its sparkle. The last time I ate at Pizza Hut was pretty diabolical.

And here I am giving it to the cat.

Yesterday I found an old tin of Altoids but my hope of something minty was soon dashed. They had definitely expired.

Pewter tankard?

Not all Guinness cans use the widget and some pubs now use a “surger” system. The Foreign Export, Special Export and Open Gate Beers remain bottled and widget free for some reason.

Can you get Guinness Export in a can? (OK, in South Africa, yes). Back in the day I would have said Guinness Original was better in a bottle, but they seem to have screwed it in all forms these days.

I’ve got this weird idea that a launderette near Bangor University doubles as a coffee and sandwich bar? But then I’m reminded of a dry cleaner in London who felt put out when the supermarket next door started a rival drop off service. he complained to the landlord pointing out that on occasion he had to handle soiled…

Should You Wash Your Underwear in a Salad Spinner?,

Washing machine. No contest. There isn’t room for both. And it’s in the kitchen, so there. Dishes get washed in the sink. Dishwashers are decadent.

Robot Chicken?

a perfect cheese pull

Uber Eats quickly found a way to circumvent the cap:

I was watching What We Do In The Shadows a few nights back.