Keep asking the cat to make me a cup of coffee. Hasn’t happened yet.

 The Orange had a bit of colour in there as well at one time.

Part of me misses the old Fry’s Five Centre, which had a bit of colour to it whereas the modern Chocolate Creme bars do not. Maybe the individual flavours never did?

It’s all hot dogs this week. Jason Derulo challenges Dwayne Johnson to a hot dog eating contest; Sainsbury just issued a recall on some Rustlers/Feasters Hot Dogs due to packaging problems; and what’s this about the Wiener’s Circle insulting customers on Facetime?

Dog pops aside, do any of these count as novelties?

Weirder than the vegetarians who are going to eat your kids?

Ouch! That’s dearer than Tesco, assuming you don’t head to Poundstretcher or something of that ilk.

It says it is plant-based. And plant is the Welsh word for children. 

I keep meaning to make spam fritters.

Because it’s not a Sprint ...

But are those right-handed or left-handed Twix? Besides, I’ll raise you a Raider and a Marathon.

Gurnsey Potato Peel Pie Kit-Kat?

Japanese Apple Pie Kit-Kats are purple.

Free range are best ...

There used to be a meal kit firm, called Rocket if I’m remembering correctly, that had kiosks in mainline railway stations, particularly Waterloo and Victoria. They used to bag grub up in rather snazzy silverish gym bags that you could sling over your shoulder before catching the train home. Might still have some…

The other night I grilled a couple of slices of cheese on toast and slapped them round a fried egg with a touch of mustard. Best meal all week.

Do you like green heads and pan - uh- cakes?

Picked some up in McColl’s of all places, along with the Cherry Bakewell variety. Drew the line at the Strawberry and Cream. Might grab some more if the offer price stands.

It’s a manly ingredient.