Used to know a chap who had worked for Trojan Records. Wonder what he would make of it all.

Almost forgot this ...

Don’t forget the secret ingredient - a MAGNUM™ Ribbed condom

Not related to the policemen in the Haribo ad by any chance?

Back in my parliamentary monitor days there used to be loads of lobbyist prompted questions slanted in favour of US Irradiation companies. irradiation was going to stop this kind of thing.

Wetherspoons have ordered 50,000. 

They look like frosted Shreddies. Not sure about the Monkey Munch name, I’d expect that to be more like Bombay Mix (and I would really like a decent Bombay Mix). Back in my day, mixing up Rice Krispies, Sugar Smacks, Sugar Puffs or Coco Puffs and chocolate was a thing. They could come out like bars or cupcakes…

I’m sure we had something similar but with a different name. Jelly centres were all the rage at one point.

Suddenly I’m wondering how Patisserie Valerie are doing?

That’s when you tip the soup over some bloke’s lap.

What do you suppose he had at The Three Tunns?

So your strawberries probably have bugs inside them

Do put cans, plastic trays, or bottles in the dishwasher before putting them in the recycling?

Washing dishes can be satisfying, cleaning off tins and plastic containers for the recycling wears me down though. if that curry sticks to the plastic tray like that, what does it do to my stomach?

Chef at the old firm used to do something like this for the buffets laid on when we had to meet the directors. Awful days, very good food (pizza-bites notwithstanding).

The one that does the night shift. 

Our old night lawyer, a venerable duffer who had specialised in industrial tribunals as a judge, once asked “Do you know some people drink eight pints of beer a day?” “Only eight pints?”

Hmm!

Haven’t used the tinned octopus. Yet.