I asked for a Ghost Whopper in Bangor Burger King at the weekend and got some very strange looks.

quite easily used this opportunity to make a joke about diarrhea

My beer of the (last) week is Cwrw. Lives up to its name. 

Stuck a nose in Morrisons on the way home on Saturday. No Ghost pizzas (selected branches only it seems) but they are selling Ghost Pumpkins. They also had to suffer the indignity of stocking the Daily Mail which was giving free pumpkins to anyone who bought a copy in Sainsbury’s (who don’t have any stores in this…

(so old...old...old...)

Two Pants of Lager??

The Llyfrgell search engine wants to know if I mean “A Brief History of Longer”.

Lately, I have been serving slushis. Incredibly popular even on days when common sense says hot chocolate would be a better option. The machine in question has a very narrow field of operation though. Fill it too much and it doesn’t freeze properly, under-fill and it over freezes. Someone orders twenty odd slushies…

That’s them. 

To avoid scurvy, we recommend at least one serving of Terry’s Chocolate Orange per day

So what do the dead cows it is made from think?

I have a minor fascination about the split in the Budweiser family that led to the creation of the US brew. Of course, the Czech original can be traced back to the 13th Century.

The Daily Record report is more fun since they got to do a taste-test with Irn-Bru 1901. If it gets down here I will give it a go. I notice it will cost £2 a bottle, so they are not going with a 1901 price, but I’m going to demand my sixpence back on the bottle.

It’s our stock in trade.

Bring back Grapefruit Tango!!!

I’m always confused by your assertion that Irn-Bru tastes like bubble-gum.

How many breweries can you name that have been around for 150 years?

And you people think Marmite ice cream is weird !!!!

Maw lahk Danny Dyer.

Instant chairs? Just add water.