This is why you shouldn’t buy Tizer from Amazon.

Nah, we all speak Estuary these days. It’s the Enders of the World.

And it took so long to make it.

I will let you know.

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There used to be a Ripley’s “museum” off Piccadilly Circus. Is it still there? And this is a week after David Cameron was talking about a “greased piglet”. 

His have been roasted, so he’s bound to sound a little squeaky.

Talking of “Bake Off” ...

That’s a brand of soap powder.

Cobra made Lord Karan Billimoria a rich man being paired up with curries, which must have put a dent in Kingfisher being the market leader.

Nuts are called nuts.

Has the kosher salt been killed in a humane fashion?

I imagine Nandos will be pleased to see them go as well ...

One of our local hostelries is holding a Peaky Blinders party tomorrow, and Boss Brewery have a pale ale out called Peachy Blinders.  

Sounds like a reworking of Julia Bradbury’s BBC3 show Kill It, Cook It, Eat It which was initially set in an abattoir but then went hunting in later episodes. The girl from the animal shelter was kind of disturbing in one of those later installments.

Not enough people take notice of Soft Border Patrol which has to be the best thing to come out of Brexit.

Stephen Moore, the original voice of Marvin the Paranoid Android passed away recently.

The earlier BBC4 Dirk got cancelled as well. Though Harry Enfield did Dirk on radio in an adaptation of the books.

And that wouldn’t exist without The Goon Show or Spike Miligan’s Q-series.