The Chianti should be cold. Kidneys hot.

I wanted to find a clip of Keith Floyd deep frying cheddar eels, but no such luck.

Does this mean we will soon see Tic-Tac flavoured Coke in the supermarket?

Seriously, you want that steak and kidney pie hot.

Last century, Harrods made a batch of King Tut’s Beer after an archaeologist recreated the recipe. At £50 a bottle it was a bit rich for me, so I can’t comment on how it tasted. They only made a thousand bottles.

Try the steak.

Have you caught the scene with the chip fryer in Spooks?

Starring two alt-Doctor Whos no less.

I once had a blue cheese burger at Honest Burgers which the waitress told me was a “bold choice”. Never entirely sure what she meant by that, though it was rather good.

Anatole would approve (and I just discovered there is a cartoon series).

If they are greys then they had it coming.

tried to make it sound like one of Pam Stephenson’s newsreaders

WAGs at war.

Borough Market is a fun place on a Saturday night

There’s a man in Iran ...

For some reason that pic reminded me of Alf Garnet feeding his grandson whisky at a football match.

Retweeted by Squirrel Girl! Cool or wot?

It’s a bit distant these days, but if I ever get back down to London ...

Not familiar with Julia Childs, but have you ever seen Fear of Fanny with Julia Davis as Fanny Craddock and Mark Gatiss as Johnnie? 

The illness bit doesn’t seem right, but otherwise why not?