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According to sources, upper management explained that executives simply weren’t aware of how dire the situation in Austin had gotten, and by the time they found out, the week was already over.

“Moon” seems like the obvious standout when talking about films with a single actor. The Robert Redford movie “All Is Lost” was pretty good too.

Fake tattoos aside, I’m a little surprised no one recognized Wu on the job, but then again...no I’m not.

This looks and sounds like a fake version of a Tesla from a Grand Theft Auto game.

I remember playing this for the first time and thinking “okay, interesting, first puzzle: how to get past this obviously inaccessible doorway in a wheelchair?” Rolled around the room looking at things, seeing if I could move stuff around to maybe look for a hidden passage of some kind, before giving up and discovering

And I remember what I came here expecting: a bunch of dudes, maybe from 4Chan, excited about the prospect of playing video games all day with a guaranteed $12k a year.

The HomePod isn’t great, but is it really worse than the Facebook Portal?

I love the idea of Galt’s Gulch. Specifically, the idea of a bunch of ultra-wealthy elites showing up to their secret private island and realizing someone is going to have to dig the latrines.

So, let me get this straight—Common Read picks one book a year, and this lady is melting down because a particular judge didn’t think that her teen romance novel was the absolute best choice? Out of every single book released that year?

If you’re recommending Fubo to people looking to stream live sports, you should probably mention that they don’t have any ESPN cable channels.

Thank god. The parking lot at my workplace is fucking choked with these colossal eyesores. Drive them all into the sea.

Anyone who thinks fucking mind-controlled computer glasses are a good use of a billion dollars should not be allowed to have a billion dollars.

It’s a picture of Milo Yiannopolous sent back from the year 2060. (He became successful again after being appointed Race Realism Secretary during Trump’s fifth term.)

“I always enjoy movies that are difficult to speak about right after,” Phillips said. “You go, ‘I want to process this a little bit.’”

Real talk: complaining this much about how gross and ugly a Hispanic man is because he criticized your favorite old white dude on public policy makes you sound super fucking racist. If you’re not, you might want to rethink how you talk about this. Or just don’t talk about it.

I didn’t vote for Hillary because I found her politics unacceptably reactionary. If Biden wins the nomination I’ll abstain again in 2020. It is not my obligation to pledge my support to whatever half-dead doddering imbecile the DNC shoehorns into the general election.

“I, personally, do not have enough moral fiber to demand justice for the colossal humanitarian disaster that was the invasion of Iraq. Therefore, it is no longer a real issue.”

So, is there an actual reason for his rescinding this donation other than “I don’t want to alienate my anti-Semitic fans?” Because I’ve read several articles about this now and nobody seems to know why he changed his mind.

Sounds pretty cool. The terrain traversal elements sound kind of like a bipedal Spintires (Liftfeet?).

Serious != good. I’d rather watch Real Housewives than one more second of Aaron Sorkin’s weak-assed moderate liberal self-insertion fantasy where I can practically hear the jizz hitting his computer screen as he fancies himself, once again, the smartest guy in the room.