“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

Except Pham had the stats to prove it. This isn’t some weak hitting schlub claiming he could man the outfield for the White Sox in 1994...

You’re correct.

How the hell you gonna come for someone else’s looks and you look like this???

I think the idea is that once you get to a certain age as a white male (white females to a lesser degree) you need to grapple with the fact that everything you’ve accomplished and all the wealth you’ve amassed has an asterisk next to it if we step back and look objectively. For most people, that is too hard a pill to…

As a fan, I gotta disagree. King was a goofball but I never felt like he was a 15-yarder waiting to happen. I don’t like this move.

If I was 45-51 since 2003, I’d be flexing my muscle with personnel moves too! Gruden’s a peacock, you gotta let him fly!

Gruden is going to award himself the Gruden Grinder award in the locker room at least once this season, isn’t he?

The dreaded Black Guy With Personality syndrome. Must be stamped out immediately.

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

Your Tyler Perry Boondocks Episode comment led me to this. Now I’m wondering where this has been all my life.

weird

I want to see a crew of Charles Oakley, Xavier McDaniel, and Ron Artest

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

Wait, so you say it’s impossible to make, which means Musk won’t make the milestones, which means he won’t get the pay, which means the company will have more money to give to shareholders.

Before we rush to judgement, who among us hasn’t called a ref a bitch ass motherfucker?

1. You can’t do yoga in those pants unless you want to lose a body part in a painful, embarrassing manner.

People toss expensive dogs away for stupid reasons. My family used to run a rescue for Dobermans and we would commonly get purebreds that were abandoned because they were slightly too short or they didn’t have the right coloring.

Is that... even a husky, ET? It looks a lot like a pure-bred golden retriever. Either way, that adorable little fucker ain’t a stray.

Can we talk about “stolen nacho”