Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica

To be fair, Baalke was asking for an 8th rounder. That’s just untenable.

Not koalas. They’re unbearable.

all bears.

The nude human beach has always been for bears.

Peanuts was kinda crap in the 80's. dunno bout before I was born, but those crappy late years were pretty damning.

Life in Hell was one of the all-time greats. Also liked Bizarro, Zippy the Pinhead and The Fusco Brothers from my local Alt weekly New Times back in the day.

KICK IT DOWN A NOTCH HAHAHA!

I honestly think this is the single worst comment in the history of Deadspin.

I should ban you for this.

waitwaitwait, the Jeff Driskel from Florida? bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Chip’s waiting until the Titans O-line gets Mariota juuuuuust maimed enough for the NFL QB Scratch ‘n Dent bin.

Amp Lee? Holy crap, there's a name from the recent past. Turns out he played 9 seasons in the NFL and gained a whopping 1,500 yards.

Don’t forget This Modern World!

I don’t what the problem is with that

The Denver Broncos literally might start Mark Fucking Sanchez at QB and even they couldn’t be convinced to take Kaepernick off our hands.

It is my understanding that York replaced the locker room vending machines that were free with ones that cost money. Not much else needs to be said.

He was a fantastic D-line coach who was thrown in over his head in the worst situation. I feel bad that he was set up to fail but he also made like $10million, so he’ll survive. I still hope he catches on somewhere else as a position coach, he was very good at it.

I felt like Deadspin was pro Tomsula last season. It definitely started as mocking but he was so sincere, there became legit affection for Tomsula.

I know this is sacriligious here, but I rooted for Jim Tomsula because he worked his ass off and took shit for years only to be put in the worst possible position. He’s the anti-Lane Kiffin and I respect all of those shitty odd jobs he had to work.