Depends how hungry the suitor is. Half a loaded bagel can go a long ways with some dudes

It’s a little different, though, when it’s weirdo sociopath class dude trying to seem normal and failing miserably, like Trump with his ... anything. I’m totally against shaming human beings, but the rich, they’re not like us, shame the shit outta em

One meal a day though? You good?

Why are these people such petty cowards... how did they get like this... so many...

she looks the part for sure (with a little silver dye). What’s a good primer for the unfamiliar?

Can’t blame the kid for trying, here’s hoping eventually he finds his real dad

Oakland has watched the Raiders leave twice, is bracing to watch the Warriors skip town, and has been listening to the A’s whine about how the meannie Giants won’t LET them leave. And yet people all wanna look for the moral failing of the fans...

Putting the “Oh My” back in Omnivore

Peaky Blinders. No contest. Deserved like 6.

Or, as the headline will read in about a month, “Bears Rookie Apologizes for Misleading Investigators, Team, Regarding Lost Playbook and Staged Robbery Insurance Fraud Coverup.”

The dems invested heavily in this one. The right doesn’t eat anything except chic-fil-a and papa johns without some real hand holding...

—The question now becomes is 1,000 or even 10,000 vacated convictions enough to turn the tide of the adverse effects of mass incarceration?—

This, but unironically. Alopecia is a thing

This guy gets it

It may not be new, but it feels increasingly less relevant. Older pop seemed to need to do something to prove itself, new pop seems insulated from criticism and effective merely by its anointment. It works because it has worked, which is a wobbly basis for art.

I love music. Love it. But this...

The NFL draft is essentially the league taking what is an administrative exercise that could be done in the span of 3 minutes with teams faxing in sheets of paper and strings it our for 3 months of prep, 3 weeks of hype, and 3 days of live coverage. And they make Muh Nee, so much money. It’s brilliant. And we’re all…

Every year is the year I say “This is the year I’m not going to be an idiot and listen to this shit in real time on the radio, or periodically check my phone for updates on who the Niners pick.” And yet every year, year after year, something about that christmas morning feeling hits me in the lizard brain and I cave…

disagree to disagree, fight to death scheduled for now. Forfeit I win. I’ll take my severance in the form of limbs

It’s a really short presentation: Have something actually funny to say