I take my humor seriously. Peeps need to step their game up, the old “Isn’t all this new social awareness stuff ridiculous??” train is played out. We can do better.

Just tired. The staggering confidence of such middling ignorance is so tiring

HAHAHA because trigger warnings are ridiculous and laughable and so is Jezebel, I get the joke. So good. Sooooooo. good.

I really hope Resume Attached guy/gal gets that job. Or some job. Seems like a real go getter

Considering that article directly repudiates what you claim, I think I sussed the level of honest discourse I’m dealing with. Thanks for your time

“Planned parenthood and the related, Eugenics movement were conceived to address that logic.”

You sure? That seems unlikely, most valuable position with the least viable talent. I bet Kaep’s just on like the Dolphins and nobody noticed

HAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha. Ha. heh. Oh, you poor sweet soul

Can’t a guy just piss in a blackout and drive off into the sunset anymore? Goddamn, America

You lucky bastard...

More jealous than shocked. I’d pay hard cash to be able to have all my memories of Skyrim erased, just so I could experience it again for the first time.

I’m confused. How do “some polls” show financial data?

Looks pretty good aside from Brody Dagford, actually

This is THE YEAR tho!!

Before I watch, I just want to be clear that if this turns out to be an ad for Beats by Dre or some shit I am officially done with you guys...

Umm, I think they pretty clearly answered that.

Yep

And replace him with who? There is practically speaking no way the election gets nullified, so it’s Pence or worse all the way down.

Haven’t we seen this enough to know exactly what it is? It’s a curveball, meant to measure a player’s focus. They want focused, ignorant, manchildren who will buy into their “system” and are willing to sacrifice their brain and body for two years of paychecks that won’t last ten years.

I’m sure it was