Even with that hard break looming, Kelly still managed to find time to explain the hard break twice and put forth an opposing opinion.

You know who else knows how it works? TOM FUCKING BROKAW.

She is the 2017 version of “Ow! My Balls!”

Ima give you a star and say nothing else.

Thanks- I can’t unsee that now.

Okay, I feel horrible for saying this, but doesn’t the header picture make her look a lot like Ted Cruz? Or am I tripping?

huh?
I don’t think they asked for cocks on it or something. The baker specifically said he would offer them other items but refused to give them something called a ‘wedding cake’ because it was against his beliefs.

This is less about speech and more about group protected rights. It would be like saying to mexican…

The judge was black and the chief is black, so I mean to me ... how does that look?

They. Are. Children. What the fuck are they supposed to do, have empty bellies and possibly get bad grades because their minds are on that instead of their schoolwork? And who the fuck says that getting free meals via the government for the rest of their lives will be their takeaway? Awfully presumptuous.

I mean, feel free to explain to little Janie all about your Randian jerkoff fantasy and how her mother is a leech on the system but Janie is eight and she’s hungry and she doesn’t understand why adults who have food won’t give her food when she’s hungry.

Here you go: You’re a dick.

Because I am a millennial and we are trying to kill movies. Along with literally everything else. Because we are evil. (Also cause we are poor and can’t afford anything.)

Her problem is, she still thinks like a rich white man.

She’s not wrong. Is Caitlyn that wed to tax cuts that she’s going to keep supporting a group that has made it clear that they don’t want her support?

I tried to woo a girl with Silverchair patch on her bookbag by showing off my knowledge of  The Silver Chair, fourth book of the Chronicles of Narnia. I didn’t know Silverchair was a band.

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

I wonder how many Blue Lives Matter people will support this woman. I’m going to take a stab and say zip.

I ate a Gracias Madre on Wednesday for the first time and it was quite delicious!

I think the biggest problem with Macklemore’s sudden rise was that his music was ever considered rap. Sure he raps, but so did Blondie. Thrift Shop and Can’t Hold Us and Same Love were popular in a pop context, in which they are good songs, not in a rap context, in which they are not good. He should have won a bunch…

At this rate we'll hear from everyone at the party! (And evidently not one of them will consider the viewpoint of the actual sex worker interviewed in this post, FANCY THAT)