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The "Back in my day..." solution:

I think the term should be Cindarella Boobs, because they last for one night, and then the carriage shrinks back to its original size.

So basically Mrs. Potato Boobs?

What I have always wanted, as a triple D and beyond:

I wish there was a temporary make my boobs smaller procedure, so I could wear all those thing I want to wear, but can't because I have to wear a bra, and/or end up having so much cleavage I feel slutty.

Raising your prices that much during times when more drunk people will need you is not cool. It probably encourages more drunk driving as people are less likely to pay $300+ dollars for a safer ride. People rely on these services for a safe way home. Not cool .

Or doves.

I wonder if it was a back to school sale?

He shot himself in the back without a gun! No wait, he shot himself in the chest without a gun, while his hands were cuffed behind his back! But no, he had a third arm we just didn't know what to do with because there are only two cuffs! No wait, he stole an officer's gun and held a white child hostage! Actually, he…

With this charming example of civility how could anyone want to restrict the availability of guns to such kindly citizens?

Maybe because people like you keep clicking on these stories?

That's like saying the show is wrong for focusing on a character with a homosexual back-story because there are more heterosexuals than not. Makes no sense. This was a memoir.

"Well, you never know. I'm a very important person. I sell monogrammed coffee thermoses."

Wow, how absolutely tolerant you are of other people's views. You fit right in here at Jezebel.

The tattoo has been fixed and is much better now. Apparently this guy went to a lousy artist and then went back to the same artist to fix it and made it even worse. The person who did this version did it for free because he felt so bad for the guy.

I'm just going to add a bit more onto this - as someone who also grew up in an abusive household, and as a mom of a happy kid. It's not really about "happiness," at least not in the beginning. It's about structure. My "happiness" shifted and I still get to have it; it's just many times it has to be scheduled (dates…

Allow me to rephrase: due to my deficiencies at the math and science end of the education spectrum I ended up majoring in the things I excelled at, subjects in the liberal arts, and thus I will never have more than $500 in checking. But that's ok, liberal arts instilled in me a deep and very bitter resentment of…

Yes there is a whole lot of crazy here, but seriously, good for her. She adopted children from all over the world, many of whom seem to have serious disabilities (blindness, loss of limb function, cerebral palsy) and gave them the chance to have the best education and every opportunity for success. It may not have…

Can we get some arrests here in the Bay Area for the many others who've OD and died? I'm not saying this isn't good news, but come on! Lots of brown and poor folks have OD and society and the police just turn a blind eye. Why not go after those guys? Or what about Whitney Houston's dealer? Did the LAPD try to find…