Nope. They are just baby pigs, sometimes shown with their adolescent, underfed parents. It’s basically like someone introducing you to the newborn child of a pair of 7th graders and telling you that it was probably going to end up 4'10 and 90 pounds.

My understanding was that all micro-pigs are regular pigs and they grow to a normal size unless you starve them. But I can’t find the CBC investigation that informed me of that...

Half the time I see Ted Allen on Chopped, I wonder why/how he ever did Queer Eye, try to remember him on it, and only remember Carson.

I saw one of the fat shaming memes. It said “trump got more fat women out walking in one day than Michelle did in 8 years”. Fuck off.

So many right wing men who dont know how to take care of themselves. They are not very good at surviving in the world on their own. They need a “mother” at all times.

“Women have very little idea of how much men hate them”

So very many conservative special snowflakes....

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

But The Cutting Edge! Toe pick!!

I’ll never accept him as a legitimate president until he does.

I’m going to try and explain something, because I see people not understanding it, so here goes.

A “difference of opinion” is you and I not agreeing on the proper method or rate of taxation of a populace.

A “difference of opinion” is you and I not agreeing on the decorations of a house, or if the dress is gold/white…

No...Nazis get punched, period.

We are better than them, simply by virtue of being against ethnic cleansing.

That’s how I feel. On the one hand, you shouldn’t hit. On the other, well..you shouldn’t be a Nazi.

Of course it’s wrong to punch someone in the face. Buuuuuutttt… if you’re a Nazi, maybe you kinda deserved it.

This fucking stain on humanity should not be able to leave his house without getting punched in the fucking face.