So basically, Trump took one of trademark dumps on Twitter, one of his new handlers found it, yelled “no! Bad!”, smacked him with a rolled up newspaper, took his phone and cleaned up his mess.

I like to picture a physical struggle between Trump and Kelly Conway for his damn phone. You know that’s her talking in the second tweet.

Four years of 24/7 damage control, Kelly -you SO deserve it.

The assholes that loudly mocked the idea of caring about anything suddenly care about political outcomes? What happened to both candidates being equally bad and nothing ever matters, guys? Congratulations, you assholes got your dearest wish, South Park. Hopefully Trump never sees a bad word from you about him that…

Dream Renee Kardashian

....as well as three of Chyna’s sisters, her dear friend Treasure, and mom Tokyo Toni who fly...

Also, “live in a highly affordable place except those places don’t have the high-tech jobs that is my livelihood,” and “don’t have children.” I’d love to live someplace with only $600 in mortgage or rent....or hey, free quality childcare.

Yeah, even an inexpensive school cost far more than you could hope to earn working at the same time - with no degree to get a good job, and limited available hours. Not to mention how much more difficult it is to complete schoolwork when all your free time is spent at work.

Definitely works on paper but not in the real world unless you’re a trust fund baby. I hear stories from the previous generation all the time about how they worked their way through school and on the surface it sounds fine. Then you realize that any unskilled job is not going to pay enough to allow you to afford…

600$ rent per month? No problem!

As someone that works in the cannabis industry, I would say that while a lot of the first movers in CO, WA, etc may be younger, the financial rewards are moving increasingly to mostly middle-aged and older white men. In the new states that are legalizing, the cost of getting a license and maintaining compliance with…

$600 for Mortgage/Rent?

What’s to stop a person of color- like myself- from moving to Trinidad, Colorado and opening a small dispensary selling weed? Nothing. It’s not exactly rocket science.

“work during school to pay tuition”

Wait, what year is this?

I’ve got family who voted for Trump now reposting “politicians don’t fix things, artists and writers and hurk durk, etc. etc., love trumps hate” shit on Facebook and will someone please hold me because I am about to spit pure fire and just burn it all down.

Wait, what savings? And buying a cheap car means spending more money on maintenance, which isn’t included in this spreadsheet.

Paycheck-to-Paycheck here. I can’t do anything about my student loans. I also have to factor in expenses for my kid. There’s really nothing in here I don’t already know. I get that if I could bring my expenses down, things would be better. For example, I can’t simply reduce my rent because (1) i have to pay for a 2…

There aren’t enough hours in the day to work your way through school anymore. Tuition costs have risen enormously, and wages have not.

It must be nice to be so rich that it literally doesn’t matter what political policies are in place.

This is stupid. Tithing is tantamount to throwing your money away on the lottery.

Looks like this is basically saying ‘don’t have cable, student loans or a car payment’. Yeah, after I finished paying off my student loans and my car payment, I was suddenly able to save hundreds of dollars a month. Go figure!