That’s how a lot of these kinds of “fun” teachers operate, especially those who teach gym and shop classes.

I got in trouble once as a soccer coach when I jokingly told a kid she sucked. She knew I was joking, but she went and told her mom about it, and then her mom confronted me.

Probably shouldn’t have been a prick about the show and gone off to pursue a movie career.

I agree in theory, but in there are two major problems:

Isn’t this (likely) in reference to drugs tho?

Woof. If it’s President Bartlett, I’ll be *shocked*

Eh, the minor league system is pretty fucked up as far as salaries -- they’re not paid even close to a living wage and many are literally starving and end up sleeping on floors. The testimonials are horrifying. MLB players get more meal money in a day than many minor leaguers spend on food in a week.

I am literally sitting here thinking, “Okay, who would I rather lose from my list of actors I enjoy: Brad Pitt? Martin Sheen? Robert Downey Jr.?” To me, RDJ would hurt the most.

“Have we got a stadium?

Books are the best. Football is the worst. Yet with the depressing certainty of a teenage sexual encounter resulting in male orgasm, every time the jocks want to take something book nerds, Team Violent Penis-Concussion beats Team Mind-Expanding Pleasure every single goddamned time. (Boys were mean to me in high school…

I can’t for the life of me figure out why so many people are jumping to Tom Hanks...???

We will all be actually dead if it is Tom Hanks.

I work as medical staff at a mental hospital. Nearly all my patients had childhoods so horrific I don’t know how they’re still alive (admittedly, some are trying not to be).

More than the apartments, I’m more annoyed by the “quirky female character who eats a lot of greasy, fatty food but maintains perfect skin and stays slim” trope. She’s not shallow like those salad eating bitches, she just LOOKS like them.

I love Kim’s sense of humor.

Thank you! I’m a left-coaster and I was SO confused at first.

Maybe this is a regional dialect thing, but out here on the Left Coast a crawlspace is the area under the house, above the dirt but below the floor. What he’s in would be either an attic, a chase, or an old mechanical room, although it’s hard to determine which of those things it is from the photos.

C’mon, Simone is AWESOME, but there are other ways to deal with ADHD, including exercise, and Ritalin is banned because of the performance boosts. I have a desperately hard time believing that she doesn’t take the Ritalin ALSO because of its enhancing properties. Like, life gave her an ADHD diagnosis, so why not take…

“Do I leave to find a much prettier girl? Because then both our dreams can come true!”

I agree with you that Ornella’s joke was about Jonah’s appearance/weight, and that justifications around gender/the power differential are a stretch. The mitigating factor, for me, is that Hill is a comic actor, with several of his films pitting him opposite Adonises like Tatum Channing or James Franco, replete with…