Americans do not use “fatal error” unless the subject dies in the course of the story.

This is some hitchhikers guide to the galaxy level sass.

“We never reserve our trucks and crews via phone.”

My boss once told me I had made a “fatal error” via text. (She is not very computer literate.) I honestly thought she might murder me.

I think it was really fantastic that Marlee Matlin played a pollster on West Wing who just happened to be deaf. As someone whose family carries a hereditary, dominant form of deafness, that meant a great deal to me.

Yea, I know it's all fake and I still want to punch that woman in the face and get her husband a vasectomy.

Genetics. It’s genetics. (Also, while I’m sure the strains of HPV that cause genital warts obviously have an affect on the appearance of the genitals, that sounds like some made-up bullshit that sounds like a lot of other made-up bullshit that’s used as justification to denigrate non-porn-y-looking female genitals as…

Also, parody that just repeats the shitty thing, is just doing that shitty thing, so even if someone thought they were “making fun of sexism and racism” by putting more sexism and racism out into the world, they’re doing it wrong. If you want to make “ironic racist” (sexist, homophobic, ableist) statements, you need…

Isn’t this the Twitter of the same “woman” who blogged that Christy Sheats killed her daughters because they were fucking black guys, thus she was a hero who was saving her daughters’ souls or some shit?

Also, vaginoplasty is a thing. Because women with lush labia feel bad about their bodies and pay for uneccessary surgery to reduce their bits for a “tidy” and “youthful” appearance. All of this just makes me want to scream.

If you don’t have cash for college, then you can’t afford to go. But can you afford to Not go? And houses? The cash rule is great when you’re talking about sweaters, movies, and vacations. Pretty boss when you’re talking about cars. Ridiculous when strictly applied across the board.

THANK YOU! I’ve been shouting that out loud (well, in my head) since I started reading this crap.

CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???

It’s worth noting that women may be more put off by the price point of medical services because we also make $0.79 for every dollar a man makes on average. (That’s a 2015 figure from IWPR.) Interesting to note that this 21% discrepancy matches the unpaid medical debt figure, though it’s simply coincidence.

I totally understand finances, which is why I have my money invested in a diverse portfolio of the powerball, scratch off tickets, slot machines, and horse racing.

SAME!! Well, I’m crap at budgeting too, but like...I *know* about it. Just like I *know* how to live a healthy lifestyle.

I call bullshit. Understanding bonds and investment principles has zero to do with the every day business of making ends meet for 99% of people. And that business about minorities paying more to borrow money? It’s not because they’re dumb/uneducated about how borrowing works, it’s because our financial system actively…

Did we learn NOTHING from “The Big Short”???

When I saw the title, I was all set to be self-righteous and feel good about being really smart with money, but I have no idea how bonds work. I can budget like there’s no tomorrow, but am completely clueless about investments and such.